A little girl opens the door to find a priest with a collection tin.
“What can I do for you, Father?”
“I’m collecting for the orphanage.”
“Just a moment,” says the little girl, closing the door.
The priest waits patiently, then suddenly hears first one gunshot, then another. The little girl returns to the door and says:
“OK, you can take me now.”
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