A friend hooked me up with a blind date last night.
I was waiting outside the station, and decided to give the woman I was meeting a call.
“Hey, where are you?” I asked.
“Just coming out of the station now.” she replied.
“Oh, you can probably see me, I’m wearing a blue T-shirt.” I told her.
“I can see two men in blue T-shirts, which one are you?” she asked.
My heart sank a little, and my expectations dropped, as I replied with a sigh…
“I’m the one on the phone.”
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