A few weeks ago my wife said to me, “Honey, what do you say I serve your favourite meal tonight. You can have a delicious pot roast cooked just the way you like it, with the peas, carrots, and onions on top, some creamy smashed potatoes on the side with gravy, some hot biscuits, and a Guinness to wash it all down.”
I said, jokingly, “No, I’d like to just stay in tonight.”
Ironically, I’ve been eating out every night since then.
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