“999 Emergency Services Police Department, How Can… – Social-Networks Jokes

“999 emergency services police department, how can I help?”
“A man has broken into my house, he has a gun and has my wife hostage.”
“Sorry, sir, but we do not have any units available right now.”
“Okay, but someone has just called me a nasty word on Twitter.”
“Why didn’t you say? We’ll have an officer around within five minutes.”

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