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Poems by wife to husband

Eto daw naman ang sagot ng wife to husband doon sa poems by husband to wife:
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

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Going to Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, “Please may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later”. The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way. ”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq. ”
The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either”

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I kNOW the truth

AnaK: Mom i know the truth
Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!
Anak: Dad i know the truth
Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo
Anak: (ok pa ito… subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!!

1 vote, 1.00 avg. rating (34% score)

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