Animal na hindi sigurado — BAKA
Animal na laging putol – CAT
Animal na palaging ayos — OX
Animal na pangit – eh, di COW
once upon a time,
there was a small passenger plane cruising in the air
carrying 3 passengers-a priest, a boy scout and a president of a firm,
when suddenly, the engine went dead!
all the passengers are in panic!!
the 3 parachutes weren’t enough for them..!!
“I have a wife and 3 children” cried the pilot, then grab a parachute then jumped into the void !!
“I am the smartest man in the world!!” proudly yelled by the president then hurriedly grab one slide into his arms then jump out on the falling plane..!!
the boy scout and the priest were left..
“Son grab the last parachute..I’m old and ready to meet our creator”
“Relax Father!!!!” said the boy scout with a smile..
there is enough parachutes for us to use…
the “SMARTEST” man in the world just jumped out with my knap sack
depress- ang nagkasal sa persuading
persuading- unang kasal
debug – ang ipis
defrag – ang palaka
devalue – ang letter pagkatapos ng “v”
statue – “ikaw ba yan?”
punctuation – pera pang enroll
manika – “pera ka”
pillow – punuin ang mababa
aspect-pandurog ng yelo
cattle – tilahan ng hali at leyna
devastation- paradahan ng bus/sakayan ng bus
contemplate- not enough pinggan
A friend of mine sent me the following. Just want to share with you.
Poems written by husband to wife:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
Anak: Ma penge ng 50
Nanay: 40? ang mahal naman ng 30! anung gagawin mo sa 20? alam mu, mahirap kumita ng 10! o heto, 5