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once upon a time,

there was a small passenger plane cruising in the air

carrying 3 passengers-a priest, a boy scout and a president of a firm,

when suddenly, the engine went dead!

all the passengers are in panic!!

the 3 parachutes weren’t enough for them..!!

“I have a wife and 3 children” cried the pilot, then grab a parachute then jumped into the void !!

“I am the smartest man in the world!!” proudly yelled by the president then hurriedly grab one slide into his arms then jump out on the falling plane..!!

the boy scout and the priest were left..


“Son grab the last parachute..I’m old and ready to meet our creator”

“Relax Father!!!!” said the boy scout with a smile..

there is enough parachutes for us to use…

the “SMARTEST” man in the world just jumped out with my knap sack :)

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Internet Rumors

depress- ang nagkasal sa persuading

persuading- unang kasal

debug – ang   ipis

defrag   – ang palaka

devalue – ang letter pagkatapos ng “v”

statue – “ikaw ba yan?”

punctuation – pera pang enroll

manika – “pera ka”

pillow – punuin ang mababa

aspect-pandurog ng yelo

cattle – tilahan ng hali at leyna

devastation- paradahan ng bus/sakayan ng bus

contemplate- not enough pinggan

55 votes, 1.58 avg. rating (31% score)

Poems by husband to wife

A friend of mine sent me the following. Just want to share with you.
Poems written by husband to wife:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

4 votes, 2.75 avg. rating (53% score)

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