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Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders


EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’
‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.
‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.
‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’
‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now!!!’
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!



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Ang Pinakamagulong Pamilya


Nagkita sina Jayson at Justin sa isang bus stop at nag-usap sila. Panay-panay ang kwento ni Justin ng mga problema sa kanyang pamilya.

Hanggang si Jayson ang nagsalita: “Pare, sa tingin mo, nakakaloko ang mga problema mo sa pamilya mo? Tingnan mo naman ang sitwasyon ko:”
“Ilang taon na ang nakararaan, nakilala ko ang isang biyuda na may isang dalagang anak. Nagpakasal kami, kaya nagkaroon ako ng isang stepdaughter. Hindi nagtagal, pinakasalan ng tatay ko ang stepdaughter ko.”
“Kaya ang nangyari, ang stepdaughter ko ay stepmother ko rin, at ang tatay ko ay stepson ko rin. Ang misis ko ay naging mother-in-law ng kanyang father-in-law. Biyenang babae ng kanyang biyenang lalaki, ika nga.”
“Ang anak na babae ng aking asawa, ang aking stepmother, ay nagkaroon ng anak na lalaki. Ang sanggol na ito ay half-brother ko dahil anak siya ng aking ama. Pero dahil anak siya ng anak ng aking asawa, apo siya ng aking asawa. Kaya lolo ako ng aking kapatid sa ama.”
“Okey pa sana ito, hanggang nagkaroon kami ng asawa ko ng isang anak na lalaki. Ang half-sister ng aking anak, ang aking stepmother, ay lola rin niya. Kaya ang tatay ko ay brother-in-law ng aking anak, na ang stepsister ay asawa ng aking anak.”

“Kung gayon, ako ay brother-in-law ng aking stepmother. Ang asawa ko ay tiyahin ng sarili niyang anak. Ang anak ko ay pamangkin ng aking ama, at ang sarili ko ay lolo ko!!!!!

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BALIW KA!!!


May apat na baliw
pang lima ang nagbasa!
hahaha peace



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Yan Kasi


tay bakit po kau nagagalit?
kc tinatanong mo ako!!!



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Ahy Naku!


pag nagalit sau,
ang mahal muh at
ayaw 2migil
sa kasusumbot sau,
wag ka magalit,,
wag kang sumabay,
yakapin muh lang cia at ibulong muh s knya na,
“buninam”
agka un2nda!!!
gergeren koy beklew muh et!!
anatnalasi!!



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