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Last Week In The News – Wordplay Jokes

Last week in the News. ABC News, at least 18 killed by Flash floods in the US. Today Sky News, 19 Killed by Flash floods in France. "Who's this bloke called Flash, and how does he move around the world undetected? I'd like to shake his hand for a job well done."...


I Walked Out Of Tesco Today And I Saw An Old Lady … – Stupid Jokes

I walked out of Tesco today and I saw an old lady struggling to get on her mobility scooter with 4 bags of shopping. I said, "Do you want me to take it to your house for you?" She gave me her address and said, "That's very kind of you." I said, "No problem, you can take your shopping back on the bus...

As I Was Beating Up My 12 Year Old Son When My Wif… – Charity Jokes

As I was beating up my 12 year old son when my wife walked in and screamed, " What you doing? Stop it!" I said, " I gave him 10 the other day and he totally misspent it." She said," He didn't. He gave 5 to Water Aid and the rest to a Malaria charity." I said," Exactly. Drink and drugs!."...