You're Viewing English Jokes Entries, Have Fun!



I’M Going To Take A Picture Of My Firstborn And Us… – Family Jokes


I’m going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he’ll look like when he’s 16.
Then I’m going to frame the picture and keep it as a centerpiece in our house,
something he’ll grow up looking at.
Then when the appropriate time comes,
he will realize that the picture is actually of him,
Then I am going to try and convince him that he is a time traveller.



Rate this Joke:
0.00 avg. rating (0% score) - 0 votes


Had To Do A Team Building Exercise At Work Today – Work Jokes


Had to do a team building exercise at work today. We had to pretend there were five of us stranded in a boat – each with different skills – with only enough supplies for four. We had to decide who should go over-board to ensure the survival of the remaining four.
Apparently “Abdul should go because he’s a wog” isn’t an acceptable answer and can get you sacked.



Rate this Joke:
0.00 avg. rating (0% score) - 0 votes


I Think My Mate Is Racist – Charity Jokes


I think my mate is racist. I asked him to record Sport Relief last night and I told him not to bother with any of the boring bits but just the funny stuff.
I’ve just watched two hours of dying Africans.



Rate this Joke:
0.00 avg. rating (0% score) - 0 votes


Women Drivers, If You Find That Sitting So Close T… – Transport Jokes


Women drivers, if you find that sitting so close to the steering wheel so that it touches your stomach and driving incredibly slowly isn’t annoying enough for the male drivers behind you, why not try stopping at every roundabout and junction before looking to see if anything is coming?
That’ll help.



Rate this Joke:
0.00 avg. rating (0% score) - 0 votes


1 of 59212345...Last