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When We Were Alone In The Kitchen The Other Day, I… – Wordplay Jokes

When we were alone in the kitchen the other day, I asked my sister-in-law what she wanted for her birthday. She leaned in close and whispered that what she really wanted was a good roger ring. So far, I've been to Hinds, H. Samuels, Argos, and Ernest Jones, and no-one knows what they are. She's gonn...


I Was Walking Down The Street When I Saw About 12 … – Modern-Life Jokes

I was walking down the street when I saw about 12 people huddled round this old guy laying on the floor, one of them ran over to me and shouted "please tell me you've got a phone, we need to ring an ambulance or he's going to die!" I replied "Sorry I haven't" I don't want that many people knowing I ...

I Took The Family On A Day Trip To Alton Towers – Family Jokes

I took the family on a day trip to Alton Towers. As the kids kicked and screamed in the back of the car, I remembered a tip my dad gave me. "If you don't stop that," I said, "I'll turn this car right round..." They paused for a moment, smiled, and started hitting each other. "Right, that's it!" I sh...