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I Hate Being Asked For Directions In The Street – Advice Jokes


I hate being asked for directions in the street. So I usually just make something up, like – “Take a right at the traffic lights. Go down the 2nd turning on the left and you can’t miss it”.
Then hope I never see them ever again.
It’s not always easy being a copper.



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I Got Caught Speeding Yesterday – Professions Jokes


I got caught speeding yesterday. The policeman asked me to step out of the car and walk in a straight line.
Half way down he stopped me and said, “I’m sorry sir, but you’ll have to come back to the station with me as you’re staggering.”
I replied, “Oohh, you little tiger, you’re not so bad looking yourself.”



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I Was So Angry And A Go At The Cops Last Week When… – Professions Jokes


I was so angry and a go at the cops last week when they took my driving license away. So you should have seen how good I felt as I drove past them again today with no seat belt on and while using my phone. Those fools just stared and did nothing, they know not to mess with me again…..anyway i gotta get off the bus now.



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