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As I Was Beating Up My 12 Year Old Son When My Wif… – Charity Jokes

As I was beating up my 12 year old son when my wife walked in and screamed, " What you doing? Stop it!" I said, " I gave him 10 the other day and he totally misspent it." She said," He didn't. He gave 5 to Water Aid and the rest to a Malaria charity." I said," Exactly. Drink and drugs!."...


I Walked Up To A Tramp Today And Said, “If You Ans… – Homeless Jokes

I walked up to a tramp today and said, "If you answer this question correctly, you will be in with a chance of winning one million pounds. Would you like to try?" His eyes lit up, "Yes please!" I said, "Right then. What is 50p + 50p?" He screamed, "One Pound!" So I give him one and told him to go bu...

A Man Decides To Join The Circus – Circus Jokes

A man decides to join the circus.The ringmaster agrees to watch his act in the big top to see if he is suitable. The man climbs a tall tower and jumps off flapping his arms wildly.After a few seconds his fall slows and he soars forward,swoops up,turns and stops in mid air then gently glides to the g...

Want To Be An Internet Legend? Take Loads Of Laxit… – Internet Jokes

Want to be an internet legend? Take loads of laxitives then go through the airport with 2 cases looking really nervous. When security say, "Excuse me sir, I'm afraid we're going to have to perform a full cavity search" simply reply, "ok, but for legal reasons, can my mate film it...?"...

Anong Ulam

Juan:Nay ano po ang ulam? Nanay:Tignan mo sa ref anak Juan:Huh? Nay wala naman po tayong ref eh Nanay:Edi wala tayong ulam Juan ang laki laki mo na konting common sense naman! From Prince Aeriel ...