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The Other Day The Wife Said To Me “Its Obvious Wom… – Family Jokes


The other day the wife said to me “Its obvious women are smarter than men. Think about it! Diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog.” to which i replied “lets see a diamond rescue you when your drowning”. That wiped the smug look off her face.



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Just A Little Bit Of Advice For Any Parents That Are Reading This – Advice Jokes


Just a little bit of advice for any parents that are reading this.
If your baby is having trouble sleeping, don’t put a drop of whisky in their milk bottle.
It’s far more effective if you put a drop of milk in a whisky bottle.
It works wonders, my son has been asleep for eight days straight now.



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Bbc News 24 – Greater Manchester Police To Tweet T… – Social-Networks Jokes


BBC NEWS 24 – Greater Manchester police to tweet the daily crimes they deal with whilst on the beat.
I’m personally looking forward to,
’12:00pm: off to grab a quick sandwich for lunch, brb.’
’12:05pm: big shout out to my homies Jamal and Tyrone, just got myself a new laptop.’



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