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I Went To A Party Hosted By T Mobile Last Night – Computers-Technology Jokes


I went to a party hosted by T Mobile last night. I got really drunk and kept trying to change the tunes that the DJ was playing. Not only that, but I projectile vomited all over the dance floor and started a fight that turned into a saloon style brawl involving a number of people. Whilst that was going on I sloped off in need of the toilet, dropped my pants by the buffet and shat all over the carpet.
If they give me a bad reception I’m going to ruin theirs.



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Whilst Driving My New Girlfriend Home I Said, “You… – Stupid Jokes


Whilst driving my new girlfriend home I said, “You know I really like you, why don’t we pop down a dark lane and make love in the back seat?”
“Sounds good to me!” she giggled. “But I don’t know what our mothers would ever say to it.”
“OK,” I said turning round, “Doreen, Mum, you don’t mind getting in the front for a while?”



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While In The Playground With His Friend, Little Jo… – Little-Johnny Jokes


While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”. Again Jimmy says “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. “No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.



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A Man Walks Into A Pub With His Dog And Bets The B… – Animals-Insects Jokes


A man walks into a pub with his dog and bets the barman 500 that the dog can talk. The barman takes him up on the offer thinking the man was mad. So he says to his dog “What is on the top of a house?” and the dog says “ROOF!” then the man says “whats my wifes name?” then the dog says “RUTH! then the man asks “what is the most important person on a football pitch?” and the dog says “REF!” Needless to say the barman throws them both out and as they’re laying on the pavement the dog looks at the owner and says “Defender?”



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The Newspapers This Week Have Given Extensive Cove… – Professions Jokes


The newspapers this week have given extensive coverage to the fact that a black man has set a record for running 150 metres down a street in Manchester.
However, they failed to mention the fact that he did it with a video under one arm and 5 police dogs chasing after him.



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