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Mother: “Charlie Can I Ask You What A Word Means?”… – Family Jokes

Mother: “Charlie can I ask you what a word means?”
Me: “Go on then”
Mum: “Actually I might look it up online, it could be a bit rude”
Me: “What is it?”
Mum: “Vajazzle”
Me: “Ah yes that is rude”
Mum: “So its not the trumpet thing they had in the world cup?”
That rounded my year off quite well.

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My Wife And I Have Been Going Through A Trial Sepa… – Misunderstanding Jokes

My wife and I have been going through a trial separation and today we met for coffee to discuss how things have been going. After a few pleasantries, she said, ” I need to tell you that for the last few weeks I’ve been seeing a counsellor.”
I looked at her for a moment and replied,” Fair enough, I’ve been seeing a barmaid for a few weeks now.”
No idea why but it was that point she threw her coffee over me.

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