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I Walked Into A Job Interview Wearing A Gimp Suit This Morning – Stupid Jokes


I walked into a job interview wearing a gimp suit this morning.
“Why are you dressed like that?” asked the shocked woman.
I said, “This is how I’m always dressed, it makes me feel comfortable.”
“Right” she said, “I think this interview is over.”
“Over?” I complained, “Why?”
She said, “I’d rather look for a job elsewhere.”



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My Mother In Law Was Admitted To Hospital With A B… – Sayings Jokes


My mother in law was admitted to hospital with a bad case of dementia, so when me and the wife were visiting her I said to the doctor
“How bad is she, Doc?”
to which he replied
“Very bad i’m afraid, the lights are on but no-ones home”.
So I robbed her house.



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There Is A Slight Potential Flaw In Simply Droppin… – Joke Jokes


There is a slight potential flaw in simply dropping a noticably bulky envelope into a post box, clearly addressed to “cash for gold”.
…It is akin to the three kings strapping the gold to a donkey and leaving, hoping it manages to travel on its own in the rough direction of Bethlehem.



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